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You need to put that on your Christmas shopping list.
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I seem to be doing a lot of car repairs lately


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Now you ruined my day I have a disturbing image stuck in my head.....
I so see a versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool, or in your case TWO of them in your kitchen.
Cooking meth in their birthday suits while you pick on their cookies....
And don't me wrong here!
Up to that point I thought that you must have had a really great trip when writing this feedback.
Then I read it again and wondered what might have made you think keeping these two hoes in the house is a good idea.
Especially your sudden love for cookies made me wonder both how the hoes made them and whether or not might have imagined it all on your great trip.
So I read it again, thinking I must have missed something vital to the story that could explain those filthy images in my mind....
As a result I now another image stuck in my head....
You with a hoe on either side doing unspeakable things on the kitchen table, crushing the remaining cookies and destroying the lab....
Tried to get rid of the image by grabbing the old hoe from the garage....
All I can think of now is unthinkable pain on a kitchen table caused b farming equipment....
I so see a versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool, or in your case TWO of them in your kitchen.
Cooking meth in their birthday suits while you pick on their cookies....
And don't me wrong here!
Up to that point I thought that you must have had a really great trip when writing this feedback.
Then I read it again and wondered what might have made you think keeping these two hoes in the house is a good idea.
Especially your sudden love for cookies made me wonder both how the hoes made them and whether or not might have imagined it all on your great trip.
So I read it again, thinking I must have missed something vital to the story that could explain those filthy images in my mind....
As a result I now another image stuck in my head....
You with a hoe on either side doing unspeakable things on the kitchen table, crushing the remaining cookies and destroying the lab....
Tried to get rid of the image by grabbing the old hoe from the garage....
All I can think of now is unthinkable pain on a kitchen table caused b farming equipment....
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One of the Hoes names is Tickles. The other one is Wiggles.
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I see....
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Now car dealers are getting in on the action. This is a real Ad I found on gum tree
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cardiff ... 1304981691

2006 Peugeot 307 T6 XS HDi Touring 5 Speed Manual Wagon
$2,990
Seller's Description
Just like the first 3 digits of the odometer says.......3, 2, 1....
Boom.
It's only a matter of time before this Pug detonates.
It's a HDi diesel engine though, these things motor for much longer than anyone expects. the french have always made good diesel engines, although there'll be plenty that disagree with that.
I do agree though that most things on a pug fail outside the engine. gearboxes, computers, trims, climate control systems, accessories etc.
This ugly burgundy duckling has been a victim of this and the air con blows, but it's not cold, so it really blows!
i hope you got that. i've amused myself no end.
what where we talking about? oh yeah the doomed Pug, forever destined to go out in a blaze of glory.... will it be on the freeway, with smoke pouring out and the car spinning wildly out of control, or will it die a cold sudden, silent death, right on your front drive way?
Let's find out?
i reckon this thing isn't ready to roll over yet, it has that 'you can't kill me' cockroach thing going and i believe someone will get a couple hot sweaty summer's out of this intriguing contraption of nuts, bolts, metal, glass and rubber.
Comes with 15mths warranty with 15mth roadside assistance and rego til 28th May 2023
Sole trader licensed dealer in Cardiff MD082365
Personalised service, check out our ratings at Bonney Buying
https://www.facebook.com/thebonneyman
Trade ins welcome and extra warranty available
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cardiff ... 1304981691

2006 Peugeot 307 T6 XS HDi Touring 5 Speed Manual Wagon
$2,990
Seller's Description
Just like the first 3 digits of the odometer says.......3, 2, 1....
Boom.
It's only a matter of time before this Pug detonates.
It's a HDi diesel engine though, these things motor for much longer than anyone expects. the french have always made good diesel engines, although there'll be plenty that disagree with that.
I do agree though that most things on a pug fail outside the engine. gearboxes, computers, trims, climate control systems, accessories etc.
This ugly burgundy duckling has been a victim of this and the air con blows, but it's not cold, so it really blows!
i hope you got that. i've amused myself no end.
what where we talking about? oh yeah the doomed Pug, forever destined to go out in a blaze of glory.... will it be on the freeway, with smoke pouring out and the car spinning wildly out of control, or will it die a cold sudden, silent death, right on your front drive way?
Let's find out?
i reckon this thing isn't ready to roll over yet, it has that 'you can't kill me' cockroach thing going and i believe someone will get a couple hot sweaty summer's out of this intriguing contraption of nuts, bolts, metal, glass and rubber.
Comes with 15mths warranty with 15mth roadside assistance and rego til 28th May 2023
Sole trader licensed dealer in Cardiff MD082365
Personalised service, check out our ratings at Bonney Buying
https://www.facebook.com/thebonneyman
Trade ins welcome and extra warranty available
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You just can't help yourself - can you ? 
Merry Xmas!

Merry Xmas!
Exploring the works of the old inventors, mixng them up with a modern touch.
To tinker and create means to be alive.
Bringing the long lost back means history comes alive again.
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Bringing the long lost back means history comes alive again.
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