funny ebay feedback

[liquidhandwash]

Did you read the description?
Refrigeration Gauges for Adults. Filter bashers apply elsewhere.

You'll be punching dolphins in the face and kicking baby seals if ya miss out on these gauges - they're bloody phat. They will make any fridge work. All ya gotta do is hook em up and use your cert III, or IV knowledge. Done, disconnect, overcharge customer, get on Insta and slam in some more photos of ya sic CR250 that's never seen dirt or a shrub.
This manifold doesn't have a coathanger cause all good fridges hang onto em with one hand while ya smashin out fixed fridges with the other. Plus you know if put em down they'll be gone faster than ya grandma late for bingo.
Guaranteed never to have touched a splitty, cassette, split ducted or package A/C. These are for MEN only. If ya on social media more than once a week, if you do your hair every morning, if you iron ya hi-viz, if you a filter smashin gen-y or millennial, if you believe there's anything besides men n women - ya filthy pocket money from ya folks (cause your still livin at home at 24) is no good here. Jog on.
There's only 3 hoses- ya don't need 4. Ya got high side, low side, gas in or out. The 4th hose is to wrap around ya neck for trying to look like your better than you are.
They got a calibration dial too - ya pull the little plug, jam in ya filthy flatty and give it a wiggle - sweet as, good to go for another 20 years. None of this "send em to Sydney for a week to get Calibrated and a bikini wax".
These are the actual gauges used to recharge the famous leak of 2009 - you all know what I'm talking about. They are a piece of history and never failed to do the job.
Cough up ya cash cause you know once these puppies are in your refrigerant burnt, greasy fingers your gonna need to sew some more pockets on ya hi-viz to throw great wads of cash in. I'd be surprised if the cops don't dog ya, thinking your a dealer with that much cash in ya paws.
This manifold is like a lamb roast cause the hoses are gravy and the gauges are mint. Don't keep em next to ya Mapp or oxy, they're that hot they'll blow the ass outta ya HiAce.
Selling only because I'm burnt out - fixing 63 fridges a day
at least.
(Gauges no longer for sale - I can't (in good faith) allow 2 super fridgies to exist at one time.) There's not enough cash in Australia to fill both our pockets.

[Orngrimm]

Could be a new scheme for money-Laundring....

[Downunder35m]

Could be....
But if I check those listings that come now more frequently and contact the sellers it really gets funny.
Especially for listings that just keep coming back a day or two after such an overpriced item sold...

What makes this so concerning is that neither Ebay, nor Gumtree or other market places show any conerns when asking them about those listings.
"Items can be listed at any price the seller deems fit..."
Tried a seller who had several of those listings on Ebay.
Send a request like this:
"Am only after about 50 to 60grams, but the price seems a bit steep."
"Seems you are checking the wrong listing, this one is for 3 pounds....."

[liquidhandwash]

[Downunder35m]

Did you check that new kids TV show they made?
It's called "Dora the exploder"

[liquidhandwash]

LOL I had to read it a few times before I got the joke!

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